Subject: News for Pop-Tard: T-Rump Wants A Military Parade
Like the one in France, and that's no shit.
Down Pennsylvania Avenue. With missile launchers, 70-ton tanks, and
lots of our boys goose-stepping past the White House while he stands at
the second-floor balcony and waves at his adoring (ALLEGEDLY) subjects.
One wonders if he's going to dress himself up as a general with stupid
sunglasses, epaulets and lots of VERYVERYREAL badges he made out of
leftover Big Mac buns and Play-Doh during his "Executive Time" over the
Never mind what this does to make the rest of the world laugh even
harder at (or worse, simply pity) us (like they need more material), but
he doesn't even give a shit what those tanks are going to do the road
right in front of his house.
Pentagon top brass is currently in the process of planning the event.
Would some kind, low-IQ trumpswab please tell the rest of us why this is
a net positive for our country?