Subject: News for Pop-Tard: Former T-Rump Staffers Can't Find Work
A former White House official said he's spoken with more aides
inside the White House who are trying to leave the
administration, but not necessarily getting the kinds of
high-paying offers in the corporate world as former aides
"Things are still pretty bleak inside the White House," the
source said. "I've talked to several people in the last week
trying to find a way out, but they can't get out because no one
is really hiring people with Trump White House experience. Not a
fun time to say the least."
Another source close to the administration said he has also
talked to those on the inside about potential job offers. The
source said he remembers seeing one particularly fitting pun
about Hick's departure on Thursday: "The White House has lost
Hope." "That about says it all, right?" the source added.
"Weird that people don’t want to hire a group of people who’ve
stood by a lying, corrupt, racist president. Employers are so
picky these days!"
-- Jen Hayden