Subject: Re: [TCM Underground] This week on TCM Underground: Red Sonja, Tarzan, The Ape Man
In article <email@example.com>,
"Adam H. Kerman"<firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> TT<email@example.com> wrote:
> >anim8rfsk kirjoitti 10.11.2017 klo 20:19:
> >> In article<b4OdnTa8i_rfdpjHnZ2dnUU7-XWdnZ2d@giganews.com>,
> >> Ubiquitous<firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> >>> email@example.com wrote:
> >>>> Ubiquitous<firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> >>>>> Tarzan, The Ape Man(1981):
> >>>>> James Parker is in Africa looking for a mythical white ape when his
> >>>>> wife dies. He is joined by his estranged daughter, Jane. Together, they
> >>>>> learn this white ape is Tarzan, a man who was raised by apes in the
> >>>>> jungle. Parker continues to hunt Tarzan, but now with the purpose of
> >>>>> bringing him back to England, dead or alive. Tarzan responds to the
> >>>>> situation by kidnapping Jane, and the two are fascinated by each other.
> >>>>> When natives take Jane with the intent of sacrificing her, Tarzan
> >>>>> springs into action.
> >>>> This the Bo Derek version?
> >>> Yes.
> >> That's actually more faithful than GREYSTOKE was.
> >To my recollection that doesn't take much.
> >Is the Bo version as bad as the IMDB claims at 3.3?
> >...and more importantly, does Bo show much?
> She rises from the water... naked. It's a full frontal shot. There's an
> energetic sex scene with O'Keeffe, and she breast feeds a chip (which I
> suppose you have to be John Derek to find erotic). Isn't she naked on
> the lion? She rolls around in his fur.
You left out the ending credits with her rolling around with the
orangutan with optical heart shapes ...
> It's still Bo Derek. You've seen her Playboy spread, which I think was
> from stills that John shot while they were in production on this movie.
> There's something off putting about the way he shoots her. He always has
> her sucking in her gut. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel.
Yep. She always looks like she's had her floating ribs removed or
And she could hang from a tree by those toes.
> I thought her more famous image in 10 from two years earlier, in that
> bathing suit, was more erotic than a lot of what her husband shot in
> this movie. Of course, John Derek had nothing to do with the photography
> in 10.
> Bo, giving one of the all time worst movie performances, has a
> particularly memorable scene in which O'Keeffe is unconscious and she's,
> uh, administering first aide by feeling him up, proclaiming "I've never
> touched a man before." You'll be falling down on the floor laughing,
> and that's guaranteed NOT to be erotic.
I know! That's the worst line read in history!
"I've never, been, with-a-man, before, now I don't know if-that's-good,
Seriously, it's worse than David Caruso in JADE.
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