Subject: Re: All About Porgs: The New Star Wars Obsession
Obveeus<Obveeus@aol.com> wrote in news:firstname.lastname@example.org:
> On 11/20/2017 4:43 PM, Neill Massello wrote:
>> Your Name<YourName@YourISP.com> quoted:
>>> Besides being adorable, it will be interesting to find out if
>>> a porg's only purpose is keeping Luke company on the island,
>>> providing comic relief, or becoming best buds with our
>>> favorite Wookiee.
>> I'm looking forward to tasting Porg McNuggets.
> I'm just glad to see that the Spongemonkeys found work after their
> Quiznos career ended.
"Sponge monkeys." Heh. Yeah, that's what people called them. Not
"singing fuzzy turds." Or "racially offensive."
The guy who thought up that whole ad campaign was later arrested for
child pornography. Which would be a step up for him, IMO.
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-- David Bilek
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.