From: Tony Cooper <tonycooper214@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: OT Ping Tony Cooper
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From: Tony Cooper <tonycooper214@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: OT Ping Tony Cooper
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2017 23:27:16 -0500
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On Tue, 21 Nov 2017 22:03:42 -0500, PeterN
<"peter,newdelete"@deleteverizon.net> wrote:

>I'm pretty sure that Tony Cooper will appreciate this:
>
>"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, 
>such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write 
>with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up 
>with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
>This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
>
I would consider them all to be puns.  While something may draw out a
pun from me, I'm no pun slinger.




>.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
>
>.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
>
>.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
>
>.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
>
>.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
>
>.. A will is a dead giveaway.
>
>.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
>
>.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
>
>.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
>
>.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was 
>resisting a rest.
>
>. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's 
>all right now.
>
>.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
>
>.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
>
>.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
>
>.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
>
>.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
>
>.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
>
>
>    And the cream of the twisted crop:
>
>.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
>
>
>   ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE.
-- 
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida