Big Mikey wrote:
> Which video on facebook?
> 
> M

Big Mikey,

You know. The one you refer to as being on "facebook".

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanit...

Are you ever going to update that one? Don't your friends and family
want to know what's new with you? You have all that high tech computer
equipment there in your office and it's all going to waste.

But.. there are no friends or family to send it to, are there Mikey? No
one is subscribed. No one responded. 4 months later and the only people
who have seen it are avlv'ers out for a laugh. And laugh we do.

And Mikey, why do you lie about your status on these websites?

http://www.aarp.org/community/lvseminoleman

Says you are "divorced", but you told us you've never been married.

Or this one, where you hint that you have a carry permit, but you don't.

http://www.usacarry.com/lvseminoleman
http://www.usacarry.com/forums/nevada-discussion-firearm-news/3624-...

Or here, where 2 years later no one trusts you or your opinion

http://www.epinions.com/user-lvseminoleman

I like this entry, as your "GF" must also.

http://www.myspace.com/lvseminoleman

I have been lucky enough to meet a lot of interesting people in my life
already including 4 former US Presidents. I have trained some famous
celebrities how to use a computer; tossed knives with Martin Yan; argued
politics with Tony Snow (how I miss him); and continue to be friends
with T. Boone Pickins (read his plan). I would love to meet Sean
Hannity, John McLaughlin and Don Imus. A date with Ann Coulter, dinner
and the lights down low with Ann Margaret, and dancing slow and real
close with Julia Roberts. Sitting on a couch with Carol Burnett,
exercising with Shirley MacLaine or Jane Fonda; being in a hot tub naked
with Pam Anderson, or waking up in bed with Eva Langoria.

That one also says you have both a BA and a "Masters degree". More about
that in a second.

Speaking of your "GF", does she know about your dating site entries?

http://www.matchdoctor.com/profile_lvseminoleman.html

You were on this one 3 months ago and still listed yourself as both
"divorced" and seeking a woman 40-60. How is that search going for you?
And how come you list only the BA on that site? Did you forget your
"Masters degree" when you filled it out? It's hard to remember having a
Masters degree, isn't it Mikey? You also list yourself as living with
"roommates". Is that what you say when you rent a room in someones house?

Here's another singles ad site. Is that the only shirt you own? Kind of
gay if you ask me. You're wearing it on Myspace, PoF and AARP. I guess
it's better than the pink shirt you wore to the MSS event. At least the
flower shirt fits. Is that a XXXL or a 4XL?

And Mikey, how come your video of your dead cat got tos'ed by Myspace?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.splash&rt=...

I really liked the picture of you and Larry Jones. The weight loss
program doesn't seem to be working out for you.

http://picasaweb.google.com/themasarskygroup/Mikey2#508816487819431...

But the best one is still the myspace video, or "facebook" video as you
call it.

	Gary



--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."