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NEWS: Dean McEwan Sr commits suicide - nobody cares

User01 — 2012-02-8T02:16:12+00:00

Dean McEwan (aka the "swallower") was found dead of an apparent masturbation over-dose in his mother's basement (of her house). Police said that, ironically, it wasn't the act of masturbating that killed him, it was that he choked on his own jism. While it wasn't immediately apparent what may have...

WOW PHILLY WOMEN CHOKED TOO...PHILLY PASSION=LOSERS... (1 reply)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-7T19:09:17+00:00

NO CHAMPS IN PHILLY...

Whatever IT is..... (2 replies)

Sophie Tucker — 2012-02-7T14:49:32+00:00

Whatever it is that posts under the name Dean McEwen, at least we have been free of the junk he foists on this newsgroup for almost two whole days, the amount of time that has elapsed since he incorrectly promised that the New England Patriots would defeat the New York Giants. Didn't happen, did it...

NY GIANTS FANS IN GOD'S DOGHOUSE

ignorant bastard — 2012-02-6T21:15:17+00:00

< I'm sure if YOU were God, you'd be pretty upset, too. < I mean, after all, The Good Lord definitely played a key role in helping the New York Giants win the Super Bowl -- and yet, during all of the joy and celebration by players and fans when it ended, nobody gave Him ANY credit. < "That's gratitu...

The Giants are champions. Now I can hate them again (3 replies)

P-Dub — 2012-02-6T03:11:50+00:00

WHEN will MY f'n team bring home a Lombardi trophy. Fuck. P-DUB: The waiting is the hardest part

AWW..........YIPPIE...

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-5T19:39:38+00:00

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2012/01/Gisele%20Billionaire/gallery_ enlarged/gallery_enlarged-gisele-topless-pose-01.jpg

SUPER BOWL TO CHANGE ITS NAME NEXT SEASON

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-02-5T11:33:49+00:00

< INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Say goodbye to the Super Bowl as we know it. < At a special meeting yesterday, the NFL franchise owners unanimously agreed to change its official name to the Multi-Milliionaires $uper Bowl. That's because just about player in the Big Game is a millionaire-...

ASK ANDY CERTAINLY KNOWS HIS FOOTBALL

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-02-4T21:24:37+00:00

< DEAR ASK ANDY: < COULD YOU PLEASE TELL US THE SCORE OF THE SUPER BOWL BEFORE IT BEGINS? < THANK YOU, < -- ED CONRAD < ================== < Dear Ed: PLEASE BE ADVISED . . . < This prediction was predicted more than a day BEFORE the Super Bowl. < The e...

Belichick brushes aside thoughts of retirement---BAD NEWS FOR ALL LOSERS (4 replies)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-3T20:57:48+00:00

LIKE TUCKER PUCKER AND RACIST HOMO P-DUB...

Let's all sing together for the Pats....famous philly song...

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-3T19:12:01+00:00

Ain't no stoppin us now we are on the move.. Mcfadden and Whitehead.... Party for the champs Pats...not the CHUMPS GIANTS...

Gisele e-mails friends, family asking for Super Bowl support for hubby (5 replies)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-2T20:13:19+00:00

WHAT A WIFE....

PHILLY FINALLY WIN A FOOTBALL TITLE...

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-02-1T18:00:00+00:00

THAT MIGHT BE THE LADIES LIKE SOAP-ON THE ROPE-DOPE TUCKER PUCKER SUCKER .. SUNDAY THE WOMEN LINGERIE TITLE HAS A PHILLY WINNER IN IT.. UNLIKE THOSE E A G L E S OR THE FLYERS/SIXERS...PHILLY TRASH PHILLIES CHOKE UP ANOTHER FURBALL...

OH YEAH BABY..JUAN VALDEZ IS BACK!!! (2 replies)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-01-31T18:54:28+00:00

GO EAGLE GO EAGLES...VICK WILL NEVER TAKE YOU TO THE BIG DANCE... BRADY RULES EVERYTHING C.R.E.A.M ...

PATRIOTS DON'T HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY

ignorant bastard — 2012-01-30T21:02:10+00:00

< INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Even more spooky things keep happening to the New England Patriots. < After their very first practice here this morning for the Super Bowl, just about every player was unable to remove his helmet. < An investigation revealed that dabs of Crazy G...

MCCOY FUMBLES....EAGLES WITH JUAN VALDEZ AND ANDY FATMAN REID...

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-01-30T01:06:47+00:00

STILL SUCK!

EVEN MORE BAD NEWS FOR SUPER BOWL FANS (1 reply)

ignorant bastard — 2012-01-29T21:16:17+00:00

< INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- If you have a ticket for next Sunday's Super Bowl, may we convey some bad news: YOU MAY BE SCREWED. < If the New England Patriots follow through on their plan and forfeit the game to the New York Giants, there will be NO refunds. < Be prepared to eat your t...

Andy Reid tried to hire Steve Spagnuolo (4 replies)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-01-29T20:11:50+00:00

HE OFFER 10 GREASY GENO'S CHEESESTEAKS...

PATRIOTS DON'T HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-01-29T14:47:10+00:00

< INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- Fox News, which never tells a lie, is now reporting that Super Bowl XLVI is very, very close to being cancelled. < Well, not really! But it does look like there will be NO God Bless America, NO coin toss, NO kickoff, NO nifty pass receptions, NO sacks and NO head co...

PATRIOTS CONTEMPLATING SUPER BOWL FORFEIT (1 reply)

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-01-28T13:02:41+00:00

< INDIANAPOLIS (Rueters) -- The New England Patriots, who apparently are scared shitless, may not show up for the Super Bowl against the New York Giants. < A highly placed source in the Pats' front office has revealed that the team is seriously contemplating letting the New York Giants ...

THINGS GET A LOT WORSER FOR THE PATRIOTS (4 replies)

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-01-27T15:23:51+00:00

< =========================== < SUPER BOWL EXCLUSIVE =========================== = FOXBOROUGH, Ma (Rueters) -- Just when you thought things couldn't possibly get any worse for the New England Patriots, they have. < Four key starters have just been diagnosed with measles and will be f...

IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO, STUPID! IT'S A MIRACLE!

loose_cannon517 — 2012-01-25T15:02:02+00:00

< ========================== < LATE BULLETIN ========================== < STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Rueters) -- Vatican officials apparently are virtually certain that the late Joe Paterno did indeed perform a miracle just a short time after his death. < The investigators have intervi...

HOLY GHOST! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again! . . .

Intrepid — 2012-01-25T12:24:55+00:00

< STATE COLLEGE, Pa (Rueters) -- Ghost hunters from the Vatican will be circulating throughout the crowd today and tomorrow, attempting to determine if the late Joe Paterno set a Guinness Record for fasted miracle in the history of History. < Paterno is credited in some circles as responsib...

FREAK ACCIDENT TO KEEP TOM BRADY OUT OF SUPER BOWL . . .

Legally.Insane517 — 2012-01-24T23:18:56+00:00

< ======================== SPORTS BULLETIN ======================== < FOXBORO, Mass. (Rueters) -- New England Patriots' star QB Tom Brady slipped on a banana peeling walking off the practice field today, banged his head and now suffers a bad case of amnesia. < < "Poor Tom can't re...

How many times the Sixers get to play the Wizards? (5 replies)

Dean McEwen Sr — 2012-01-24T21:05:01+00:00

THE TUCKER SUCKER PUCKER ON MY NUTZS CALLS THE PATS FRAUDS.. THE REAL REAL FRAUD IS DOUG COLLINS AND THE SHITTY SIXERS WHO LOST TO A BAD KNICKS TEAM AND A SHORT HANDED HEAT TEAM.. DENVER IS A MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WSEST TEAM WHO BEAT THE SISSIE'S ASS

ST. JOE TO BE PUT TO THE TEST IN THE SUPER BOWL

Ed ConradO — 2012-01-24T19:56:09+00:00

< We all know Joe Paterno hasn't yet officially been proclaimed a saint by the Catholic Church but he's already accepting prayers (and donations). < The very first prayer request has come from the New York City metropolitan area and, because of the accent and a rarely-used expression, it's rather ob...