I received the following in my in box this morning. Yeah, I'll drop
you a line right away with a heavy anvil on it! lol

Kurt

Hey, I have a new email address:
lvseminoleman@myspace.com

Drop me a line!
-Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman 

	

On Oct 19, 2:26 pm, Chef Kurt<kingofkurto...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I received the following in my in box this morning. Yeah, I'll drop
> you a line right away with a heavy anvil on it! lol
>
> Kurt
>
> Hey, I have a new email address:
>
> lvseminole...@myspace.com
>
> Drop me a line!
> -Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman

Oh joy. Another Big Mikey emailed me post. You forgot to point out
he's fat, stupid and a liar though. 

	

You mean you are not going to write?

Gosh, darn....

M





"Dr. Brian"<avlvsveryown3@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:1754fb70-cd36-4969-a37b-298ba133b1a2@d23g2000vbm.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 19, 2:26 pm, Chef Kurt<kingofkurto...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> I received the following in my in box this morning. Yeah, I'll drop
>> you a line right away with a heavy anvil on it! lol
>>
>> Kurt
>>
>> Hey, I have a new email address:
>>
>> lvseminole...@myspace.com
>>
>> Drop me a line!
>> -Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman
>
> Oh joy. Another Big Mikey emailed me post. You forgot to point out
> he's fat, stupid and a liar though.
>
> 

	

On Oct 19, 5:16 pm, "Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospam...@aol.com> wrote:
> You mean you are not going to write?
>
> Gosh, darn....
>
> M
>
> "Dr. Brian"<avlvsveryo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1754fb70-cd36-4969-a37b-298ba133b1a2@d23g2000vbm.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Oct 19, 2:26 pm, Chef Kurt<kingofkurto...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> I received the following in my in box this morning. Yeah, I'll drop
> >> you a line right away with a heavy anvil on it! lol
>
> >> Kurt
>
> >> Hey, I have a new email address:
>
> >> lvseminole...@myspace.com
>
> >> Drop me a line!
> >> -Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman
>
> > Oh joy. Another Big Mikey emailed me post. You forgot to point out
> > he's fat, stupid and a liar though.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Email some veiled threats - that'll really get 'em all going.

A* 

	

You betya!

Don't know what else to do with that email...

Sorry guys. I rarely use myspace anyway, I guess they missed the business. 
I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its purpose?

M


"Ace*"<avlvsveryown@hotmail.com> wrote in message 
news:66786aa9-b4c5-4ec1-b507-cd1fe03108a4@j9g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 19, 5:16 pm, "Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospam...@aol.com> wrote:
>> You mean you are not going to write?
>>
>> Gosh, darn....
>>
>> M
>>
>> "Dr. Brian"<avlvsveryo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:1754fb70-cd36-4969-a37b-298ba133b1a2@d23g2000vbm.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 19, 2:26 pm, Chef Kurt<kingofkurto...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> I received the following in my in box this morning. Yeah, I'll drop
>> >> you a line right away with a heavy anvil on it! lol
>>
>> >> Kurt
>>
>> >> Hey, I have a new email address:
>>
>> >> lvseminole...@myspace.com
>>
>> >> Drop me a line!
>> >> -Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman
>>
>> > Oh joy. Another Big Mikey emailed me post. You forgot to point out
>> > he's fat, stupid and a liar though.- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Email some veiled threats - that'll really get 'em all going.
>
> A* 

	

On Oct 20, 1:04 am, "Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospam...@aol.com> wrote:
> You betya!
>
> Don't know what else to do with that email...
>
> Sorry guys. I rarely use myspace anyway, I guess they missed the business..
> I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its purpose?

I'm not sure, but I've heard it has a hundred and one uses.

A* 

	

On Oct 20, 1:04 am, "Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospam...@aol.com> wrote:

> I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its purpose?
>
> M

It's for twits..you should use it often.

Kurt 

	

Well then seems you are its poster boy, cookie.

M



"Chef Kurt"<kingofkurtopia@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:1c12115d-d31b-4cbf-b598-91099ea06b6e@u16g2000pru.googlegroups.com...
> On Oct 20, 1:04 am, "Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospam...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its purpose?
>>
>> M
>
> It's for twits..you should use it often.
>
> Kurt 

	

Big Mikey wrote:
> You betya!
> 
> Don't know what else to do with that email...
> 
> Sorry guys. I rarely use myspace anyway, I guess they missed the 
> business. I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its 
> purpose?
> 
> M

Big Mikey,

It makes sense that you would have no use for Twitter. Twitter is useful
for people who have *friends* who want to keep up on what their
*friends* are doing. It's a *social networking* site. But since you have
no friends and no one wants to know what you're doing, it makes sense
that you'd have no use for Twitter.

That said, you should keep the avlv informed when you decide to update
your Facebook page. Watching that same video run is getting kind of
boring. Still funny in the same way listening to you rant on and on
against David Berman doubles me over in riotous laughter, but boring.

	Gary





--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense." 

	

"Gary"<Gary111@Yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:jgkDm.106203$sz1.64769@en-nntp->

>"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
> father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
> accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
> that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
> talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."

Interesting sig line, reminds me of what some of our Founding Fathers had to 
say about Christianity:

"The truth is that the greatest enemies to the doctrines of Jesus are
those calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted
them for the structure of a system of fancy absolutely
incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. And
the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme
being as his father in the womb of a Virgin Mary, will be classed with
the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
-- Thomas Jefferson


"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."
-- James Madison



"Had you [Thomas Jefferson] and I been forty days with Moses on Mount
Sinai and admitted to behold, the divine Shekinah, and there told that
one was three and three, one: We might not have had courage to deny it,
but we could not have believed it. The thunders and lightnings and
earthquakes and the transcendent splendors and glories might have
overwhelmed us with terror and amazement, but we could not have
believed the doctrine."
-- John Adams 

	

Can you tell me where you located these quotes?

Not that I am doubting you, but I do find these interesting.

M


"octoad"<davko58@sonic.net> wrote in message 
news:hbkm7o01063@news7.newsguy.com...
>
> "Gary"<Gary111@Yahoo.com> wrote in message 
> news:jgkDm.106203$sz1.64769@en-nntp->
>
>>"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
>> father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
>> accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
>> that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
>> talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."
>
> Interesting sig line, reminds me of what some of our Founding Fathers had 
> to say about Christianity:
>
> "The truth is that the greatest enemies to the doctrines of Jesus are
> those calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted
> them for the structure of a system of fancy absolutely
> incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. And
> the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme
> being as his father in the womb of a Virgin Mary, will be classed with
> the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
> -- Thomas Jefferson
>
>
> "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
> every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."
> -- James Madison
>
>
>
> "Had you [Thomas Jefferson] and I been forty days with Moses on Mount
> Sinai and admitted to behold, the divine Shekinah, and there told that
> one was three and three, one: We might not have had courage to deny it,
> but we could not have believed it. The thunders and lightnings and
> earthquakes and the transcendent splendors and glories might have
> overwhelmed us with terror and amazement, but we could not have
> believed the doctrine."
> -- John Adams
>
>
>
>
> 

	

Which video on facebook?

M






"Gary"<Gary111@Yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:jgkDm.106203$sz1.64769@en-nntp-10.dc1.easynews.com...
> Big Mikey wrote:
>> You betya!
>>
>> Don't know what else to do with that email...
>>
>> Sorry guys. I rarely use myspace anyway, I guess they missed the 
>> business. I can't figure out the use of Twitter either.  What is its 
>> purpose?
>>
>> M
>
> Big Mikey,
>
> It makes sense that you would have no use for Twitter. Twitter is useful
> for people who have *friends* who want to keep up on what their
> *friends* are doing. It's a *social networking* site. But since you have
> no friends and no one wants to know what you're doing, it makes sense
> that you'd have no use for Twitter.
>
> That said, you should keep the avlv informed when you decide to update
> your Facebook page. Watching that same video run is getting kind of
> boring. Still funny in the same way listening to you rant on and on
> against David Berman doubles me over in riotous laughter, but boring.
>
> Gary
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> "Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
> father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
> accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
> that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
> talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense." 

	

"Big Mikey"<lvseminolenospamman@aol.com> wrote in message 
news:hbm131$6gk$1@news.eternal-september.org...
> Which video on facebook?
>
> M
>
>

LOL! Whatta Maroon! 

	

Big Mikey wrote:
> Which video on facebook?
> 
> M

Big Mikey,

You know. The one you refer to as being on "facebook".

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanit...

Are you ever going to update that one? Don't your friends and family
want to know what's new with you? You have all that high tech computer
equipment there in your office and it's all going to waste.

But.. there are no friends or family to send it to, are there Mikey? No
one is subscribed. No one responded. 4 months later and the only people
who have seen it are avlv'ers out for a laugh. And laugh we do.

And Mikey, why do you lie about your status on these websites?

http://www.aarp.org/community/lvseminoleman

Says you are "divorced", but you told us you've never been married.

Or this one, where you hint that you have a carry permit, but you don't.

http://www.usacarry.com/lvseminoleman
http://www.usacarry.com/forums/nevada-discussion-firearm-news/3624-...

Or here, where 2 years later no one trusts you or your opinion

http://www.epinions.com/user-lvseminoleman

I like this entry, as your "GF" must also.

http://www.myspace.com/lvseminoleman

I have been lucky enough to meet a lot of interesting people in my life
already including 4 former US Presidents. I have trained some famous
celebrities how to use a computer; tossed knives with Martin Yan; argued
politics with Tony Snow (how I miss him); and continue to be friends
with T. Boone Pickins (read his plan). I would love to meet Sean
Hannity, John McLaughlin and Don Imus. A date with Ann Coulter, dinner
and the lights down low with Ann Margaret, and dancing slow and real
close with Julia Roberts. Sitting on a couch with Carol Burnett,
exercising with Shirley MacLaine or Jane Fonda; being in a hot tub naked
with Pam Anderson, or waking up in bed with Eva Langoria.

That one also says you have both a BA and a "Masters degree". More about
that in a second.

Speaking of your "GF", does she know about your dating site entries?

http://www.matchdoctor.com/profile_lvseminoleman.html

You were on this one 3 months ago and still listed yourself as both
"divorced" and seeking a woman 40-60. How is that search going for you?
And how come you list only the BA on that site? Did you forget your
"Masters degree" when you filled it out? It's hard to remember having a
Masters degree, isn't it Mikey? You also list yourself as living with
"roommates". Is that what you say when you rent a room in someones house?

Here's another singles ad site. Is that the only shirt you own? Kind of
gay if you ask me. You're wearing it on Myspace, PoF and AARP. I guess
it's better than the pink shirt you wore to the MSS event. At least the
flower shirt fits. Is that a XXXL or a 4XL?

And Mikey, how come your video of your dead cat got tos'ed by Myspace?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.splash&rt=...

I really liked the picture of you and Larry Jones. The weight loss
program doesn't seem to be working out for you.

http://picasaweb.google.com/themasarskygroup/Mikey2#508816487819431...

But the best one is still the myspace video, or "facebook" video as you
call it.

	Gary



--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."